yas omg but if geronimo makes little geronimos bruno’s gonna be a grandpa no
that would be cute but i think he’s fixed cause i remember ryan talking about how geronimo got his balls chopped off hahahahah
i keep forgetting i get to see bruno live and then i just think about how seating is compared to the stage and i’ll be really close to bruno and i just cry with me :((
yas lmao he loves g like a son
i know its so cute i bet bruno like sits at home and talks to his dog because veryone does that but i mean bruno talking to geronimo how cute bye
bruno doesn’t sound very good at being strict just “NO GERONIMO” as his dog practically gnaws of an interviewer’s leg and then he gives him a treat like “oh shit geronimo is normally nice i s2g”
ok bruno
i literlly just moaned “YES” like six times to myself when i saw the entertainment weekly article
seriously though like whAT”S NOT TO LOVE???
AND PLUS BRUNOS YOUNG AND ATTRACTIVE LIKE HELLLOOOO
AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BRUNO BOUGHT HIS MOTHER A HOUSE BEFORE HE BOUGHT ONE HIMSELF OK
why don’t more people like Bruno like he’s a fabulous performer and musician and singer and plus he’s nice and humble and doesn’t get into drama and doesn’t say mean things and he’s cute with children and ya he got arrested but he did way more community service than he needed to and he’s cute and sweet and funny and loud and obnoxious and he hAS A DOG AND LOVES HIS FAMILY AND WRITES SONGS FOR GIRLS AND HES KIND OF WEIRD CAUSE HE HAS WEIRD OBSESSIONS AND TALKS ABOUT RUNNING AROUND HIS HOUSE IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND MAKES STUPID LYRIC PUNS ON SONGS BUT HES JUST PUTS UP WITH SO MUCH SHIT LIKE WHO CARES IF HE’S SHORT AND MINDFUCKING IN THE SENSE OF HIS ETHNICITY AND ALL HE genUINELY WANTS TO DO IS JUST MUSIC FOR THE FUN OF IT WHY CAN’T PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT

Bruno Mars feat. Sir Elton John ‘Unchained Melody’